I recently fell into a billion dollars.
Of course I haven’t gotten it yet. There are still a couple of hoops to jump
through. I expect I will need to do some
paperwork and there will probably be a small ceremony. That and I need to correctly pick the outcome
of sixty-three basketball games, but that part should be pretty easy.
I was on a car trip from Phoenix back to the Bay Area
yesterday, so I had a lot of time to think about what I was going to do with
the money. A billion dollars has the
potential of changing a person, and I don’t really want that. I don’t want to be the kind of guy who feels
like he needs a bigger house, or lots of fancy cars, or a boat, or a jetpack just
because I’ve gotten a few extra bucks. I
imagine it has the potential to affect your relationships as well…people
expecting me to pick up the tab when we go to In-N-Out…that sort of thing. Then of course I expect to be bombarded by
requests from total strangers seeking help, or the mafia making "propositions." It’s all too much.
So, I know you will think I’m crazy, but I’ve decided to give
it all away.
OK, most of it. I'll probably set up a trust fund for the girls. Of course, it would be irresponsible of me to
ignore any future children of theirs, so I’d better set one up for potential grandkids as well. Maybe I’ll set some
aside for our retirement. I should buy my dad something nice. He could probably use a decent car. Still, even if
I save just one percent of it for me and my family, I’ll have a lot left over to
play with.
I know that Jenny will want to tithe on it…that is, give ten percent to the church. I wonder how Pastor Craig will feel when he
gets the check for one-hundred million dollars in the offering plate. The church's parking lot should be redone, but beyond that I think the bulk of it should go to helping
the homeless, supporting the local schools, things like that. Pastor Craig is the kind of guy you can trust
to do the right thing with a hundred million.
I just hope they don’t decide they need a new building. I certainly don’t want them to name anything
after me. Maybe I’d better give it
anonymously, in small bills.
While I’m throwing around a hundred million, I might as well
give the same amount to some of my favorite charities. World Vision does good
work with the poor around the globe. One
dollar feeds one child for one day, so I could feed a hundred million children
for a day, or a million children for a hundred days, or one child for a hundred
million days.
Eden Reforestation plants trees at a cost of only ten cents
per tree. The guys who founded it had a
goal to plant a million trees in their lifetime, but ten years after Eden’s
inception they have reached sixty-million and counting. Their organization
fights poverty, slavery, and global warming all at once. One hundred million dollars will plant a
billion trees. I hope there will be room
left on the planet for people.
By the way, just because I’m laying out a hundred mil on
these charities doesn’t mean you can now stop supporting them. Even poor folk like you can still have a
great impact. Remember the widow’s mite.
I still have a lot of money left. Maybe I’ll buy the Youth Theatre Company a
new theater. State of the art. Green technology. I imagine ten million would be plenty. I don’t want them to name it after me or
anything. Perhaps a small plaque, but that's all.
Maybe I’ll buy a youth camp…fix it up real nice. What would a camp cost? Fifteen million? Twenty?
Chump change. I could hire my
friends Steve and Karen to run it. I wouldn’t
name it after me or anything, but I could have them set aside a cabin for me and my
family. We’d pay to use it of
course. It’s not like cash would be a
problem.
But now I’m starting to worry. Is ten million for my family too much? I don’t want this money to change us.
As we motored up I-5 through California’s Central Valley, I
laid out my plans to Jenny. She was
quiet for a moment.
Then she said, “Tell me again why we don’t need a bigger
house.”
See what I mean?
I can hear your voice and Jenny's too. Love it!
ReplyDeleteSet up an educational foundation that will give money to innovative ideas.. catch, they have to actually come back and make a presentation on the data of how it worked or made a difference... for example.. I need someone to make a robot that will go down the hall and collect attendance, notes, and lunch count.. I have some kids working on one of those robotic vacuum cleaners...!! The next project my daughter is working on is how to get herself home schooled with a mother that works full time!!! She has until the middle of summer to present her findings to me. A bigger house...only if you have a robotic vacuum cleaner!!
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